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Thursday, March 17, 2005
Adventures in Headline Writing!
Panel Chairman Scolds Baseball on Steroids
In the immortal style of Jeff Goldstein, Tom Davis, R-Va, talks to a steroid-enhanced baseball:
Davis: Do you KNOW what steroids will do to you!? DO YOU!?
Davis: Are you not aware of not only the effect it has on you, but on the sanctity and purity of America's game!?
Davis: It sickens me that we have sports equipment like you, pumping your yarn-and-rubber insides with anabolic steroids!
Baseball: Mr. Chairman, I would like to invoke my Fifth Amendment rights, but let me warn you RIGHT now that you're REALLY getting on my nerves!
Or, the alternative reading:
I AM TOM DAVIS, AND I AM KING OF THE PANEL! FEEL THE AWESOME POWER OF MY GAVELLING ARM!
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