You're probably sitting there, thinking to yourself...

"Gee, I think anteaters are REALLY cool, and they might help me with the ladies."

What else could explain the recent visit to Possumblog by a person wondering about girls reaction to guys with anteaters?

Well, being that I am so well known as a giver of advice to the lonely and disaffected, I will say that the idea of an anteater is probably a pretty good one. BUT, young fellow, you were wise to ask for an opinion on what a girl might think if you get yourself one. An anteater, that is.

Well, you might find this amazing, but if you are the type of guy who thinks anteaters are your best hope to score with chicks, you might not realize the best way to attract girls is to buy a small stuffed anteater toy, place it in your pocket, and then get a job where you make at least a million dollars a year. You will find that the girls will absolutely go wild over you. Then you can show them the stuffed toy anteater you have, and they will get all weak-kneed because it will show that you have a kind, sensitive, child-like quality, and you AREN'T just some guy who makes a million dollars a year.

Obviously, this works for the ladies, as well. If you become a University of California-Irvine cheerleader, trust me, guys will flock to you.

Glad to be of service.
posted by Terry at 10:58:00 AM