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Due to my inability to control my temper and complacently accept continued silliness with not-quite-as-reliable-as-it-ought-to-be Blogger/Blogspot, your beloved Possumblog will now waddle across the Information Dirt Road and park its prehensile tail at http://possumblog.mu.nu.

This site will remain in place as a backup in case Munuvia gets hit by a bus or something, but I don't think they have as much trouble with this as some places do. ::cough::blogspot::cough:: So click here and adjust your links. I apologize for the inconvenience, but it's one of those things.

Wednesday, June 16, 2004

And the NEXT WINNER is...

LittleA, who puts forth this very pertinent question: "Just what degrees are offered by the Cacological Institute of America anyway?"

Excellent question!

The Cacological Institute of America has a long and distinguished history in promoting greater understanding and diversity through the misuse of language. At present, the program provides three different degree-level alternatives for prospective students:

Batcheler of Arts in Speling

BATechJar (Bachelor of Arts, Technical Jargon)

Master of Arts of Advanced Malapropistic Confabulatory Obfuscatationary Verbiage

Students may choose from a wide variety of coursework to tailor their degree to the industry or occupation they wish to pursue. Courses such as Spoonerisms, Defining "Is", Fallacious Reasoning for Liberals, Ornamental Horticulture, Streetcorner Shouting, Fonix--all make a valuable degree even more valuabler! Gradutates of the Cacological Institute of America are in very high demand as:

Journalists
Political Speechwriters
Advertising Copywriters
Politicians
Lawyers
Journalists
Ambulance-Chasing Lawyer Politicians
Fast Food Restaurant Counter Staff
Actors
Computer Coding Technicians
Reality Show Hosts
Professional Victims
IKEA Furniture Assembly Instruction Writers
The Guy Who Cut Me Off in Traffic This Morning
Tour Guides
Cannonball Catchers
Reporters
Gang Members

The Institute welcomes all applicants, and financial aid is available for qualified students.

Thank you for your interest in the Cacological Institute of America.

posted by Terry at 2:00:00 PM

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