When you think of haute couture...

...isn't Possumblog the first thing you think of?

Of course it is, which is probably why some fashion-minded (yet thrifty) person Googled in here searching for: What do Giorgio Armani things cost?

Well, my friend, you've come to the right place. Here at the Possumblog Boutique, we have a wide range of Possumblog-Armani branded items to fit any budget. You'll never once hear us say, "If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

Our full-line catalog is available by contacting the Subscription Department, but as a tantalizing glimpse behind the soothing, pastel curtains, we will mention a few items:

#3409 Possumblog-Armani brand paper towels--Available in White, Blanco, Classic White or Arctic White, these rich, luxurious towels are made from genuine renewable/non-threatened species cellulose and treated wood pulp. Each 60 foot roll is suitable for your staff's most demanding cleaning jobs. Only $4,000 per roll.

#0129 Possumblog-Armani Cutlery--The finest dinnerware available, with smooth, sensous curves that make the act of putting food in your mouth almost like eating. Forks have four full tines; knives have serrated "cutting" edge and reinforced spine; bi-positional spoons allow liquids to be held aloft, then by simply rotating the handle, liquids can be poured out. $700 per place setting.

#1448 Possumblog-Armani Silica Particles--Whether you're using it to spread on the floor for a little of "the old soft-shoe", recreating your favorite Moroccan oceanside, or merely marking the passage of time, our grains of genuine silica quartz (SiO₂ for you chemists) are nothing short of flawless. Each grain is individually inspected for clarity and consistency. Each 3 gram specimen is carefully packed in its own individual vial and comes complete with a certificate of authenticity. $300

#7761 Possumblog-Armani Vehicle Theft Deterrent System--You have a new Maybach 62 and want to protect your valuable investment, and who can blame you? Our luxury system combines triple-redundancy with the most sensitive noise, motion, and odor detection available anywhere. Easily removed and relocated to other vehicles without the use of adapters, and available in a wide range of colors. $38,000

Don't hesitate--order your catalog today!
posted by Terry at 2:05:00 PM