In defense of biscuits...

Chet the E-Mail Boy just came in with a funny look on his face, which is never a good sign. Although he tries to maintain some sense of detachment as he furiously scribbles down the electronic messages we receive here in his shaky longhand script, on occasion the import of the message hits him, too. He stood by as I read his just-off-the-plates transcription of the following message:

Biscuits are supposed to be listed as follows: Biscuits&Gravy, Biscuits&Butter, Biscuits&Soppings...etc.

You keep forgetting the good stuff!

Let's do have some kind of correctness in future!

MommaBear

Poor Chet thinks MommaBear is going to sneak in and kill us or something!!

Well, first of all, MommaBear, rest assured that I will not neglect in the future to give the full nomenclature due to the regal biscuit. Its utility as both flavorful gut filler and vehicle for animal fat and/or sugared fruit toppings is impossible to ignore, and I vow that whenever the word "biscuit" is ever again mentioned herein, it will be with the entire and complete notation--Biscuit, Noble Bread of Noble Folks; Compatriot of Butter, Gravy, and Pot Likker; Warmer of the Soul; Giver of Life Itself Unto Jelly and Jam and Cane Syrup.

Now then, onto other matters...Chet, please do not fear.

Just be sure and keep the door locked.
posted by Terry at 1:31:00 PM