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Due to my inability to control my temper and complacently accept continued silliness with not-quite-as-reliable-as-it-ought-to-be Blogger/Blogspot, your beloved Possumblog will now waddle across the Information Dirt Road and park its prehensile tail at http://possumblog.mu.nu.

This site will remain in place as a backup in case Munuvia gets hit by a bus or something, but I don't think they have as much trouble with this as some places do. ::cough::blogspot::cough:: So click here and adjust your links. I apologize for the inconvenience, but it's one of those things.


Wednesday, March 19, 2003

Possums in service to Her Majesty!
Queen's guards could soon be wearing possum

15 March 2003

It's a novel use for road-kill. Southlander Jonny Hazlett yesterday contacted the Queen's secretary and his London agent with a hairy proposal.

Replace the Queen's guards' bearskin hats – made from the coats of Canadian brown bears – with true blue southern possum from a tannery at Thornbury, near Invercargill.

The British Army's Coldstream Guards' "busby" hats have come under fire from animal welfare groups over the past few years and sparked a global search for a synthetic replacement.

Tourists have flocked to see the iconic hats since the Napoleonic wars and in 1997 Britain's Ministry of Defence launched a so far unsuccessful search for an alternative.

Slinkskins general manager Jonny Hazlett reckons New Zealand's trash could be Britain's treasure. "We're going to give it a go. Possum could be it!"
Indeed they could, Jonny!!
Southland's environmentally friendly fur, from pest possums trapped in the name of conservation, was already gracing catwalks in Germany and Italy and it was worth making some calls to England, Mr Hazlett said today.

Previous attempts by the Defence Force to use synthetic replacements had resulted in "frizzed up hats" and embarrassing situations when static electricity caused the guards' hats to stand on end when they walked under powerlines.

Mr Hazlett said possum fur might not hold up "too well" in wet weather but should be looked at as a very real alternative.

"I don't know if you've ever seen a possum after a rain storm – they look like drowned rats or like they do on the road, but we're still keen to get in touch with them, and give it a go."
Wherever there is conflict in the world, whenever there is a need to see that Freedom's defenders are properly arrayed and equipped, you can be sure that a POSSUM will be there, doing what it does best--being completely and totally dead.


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