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Not in the clamor of the crowded street, not in the shouts and plaudits of the throng, but in ourselves, are triumph and defeat.--Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

REDIRECT ALERT! (Scroll down past this mess if you're trying to read an archived post. Thanks. No, really, thanks.)

Due to my inability to control my temper and complacently accept continued silliness with not-quite-as-reliable-as-it-ought-to-be Blogger/Blogspot, your beloved Possumblog will now waddle across the Information Dirt Road and park its prehensile tail at http://possumblog.mu.nu.

This site will remain in place as a backup in case Munuvia gets hit by a bus or something, but I don't think they have as much trouble with this as some places do. ::cough::blogspot::cough:: So click here and adjust your links. I apologize for the inconvenience, but it's one of those things.


Wednesday, November 20, 2002

We're gonna need a bigger blog...

Scene--Apartment interior, girl on couch reading magazine
Music--slow, ominous beat

[Sound of door knocking, stage left]

Girl: Who is it?

Voice outside door: (Mumbled) Mrs. Mucmphm

Girl: Who?

Voice: (louder) Plumber.

Girl: Plumber? I didn't call a plumber...who's there?

Voice: Candygram.

Girl: Oh, I love candy!

[Gets up moves to stage left, opens door, music crescendo with loud chord, Girl is met by....]

THE SCOURGE OF RICHARD COHEN VOLUME LXVI!!!

Girl: Screams

[Is eaten by large Land Shark]

In yet another fine outing, Charles Austin examines the latest boating accident of a column by Richard "Not Dreyfuss" Cohen, and decides that a bigger boat is definitely not needed for shooting fish in a barrel:
[...] Among the targets mentioned was the Statue of Liberty. So, naturally enough, New York's governor, George Pataki, went right to the Statue of Liberty to prove either that the report was false or that he was invisible.

Or maybe to demonstrate courage and to stick it in the eye of the bastards by letting them know that we will not be intimidated. Kind of like saying, “I got your target right heah,” in a New York state of mind.

As always in these matters, we were told that we could not allow the terrorists to intimidate us. We must go about our daily business, which includes, for some reason, a visit to the Statue of Liberty.

Uh, maybe because it was explicitly called out as a target?

We denizens of Amity are confused.

If I could get Richard to do one thing for the good of mankind it would be to stop using the royal we in his columns.

Soon, the time will come when we will pay no heed to any alerts, regardless of color, and walk into situations we could have avoided. It's also likely that the police will themselves tire of the constant warnings and relax their vigil.

Yes, it’s called human nature. Not that an illiberal utopian would recognize it even when it jumps up and bites him in the ass.[...]
Indeed.


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