Axis of Weevil Minister of Toasty Warm Underthings Sue Lizano is STILL recovering from her stint impersonating a rawhide chew, and has solicited assistance for contributions to her blog whilst her bad arm mends and the other is used to take handsful of pretty medicine (and do other unmentionable things).

If you have ever wanted to get on the blogwagon, but don't quite know where to start, hop over to her office and send her some words of wisdom. She promises she will give you the bloomers off her own bottom if you do--or, something like that. As for my own contribution, I have tried to figure out a worthy something to send, but I have a hard enough time coming up with crap for my own stupid blog without further polluting the crik by piping my effluent elsewhere.

HOWEVER, being that Miss Sue is all out of kilter, and that she is a member in good standing of the Alabama Blog Writers Consortium of Pure Evil, and that today is cloudy with a chance of evening thunderstorms, and I have about a five minute window here in which to come up with something, and since...aw, heck...here:

Water, sugar, salt, vegetables, (onions, carrots, cauliflower, cucumbers), spices, acetic acid, pepper, starch, hydrolyzed corn protein, tumeric, sodium benoate, sodium bisulfite and sulfur dioxide.

Yes, that's right! The world famous recipe for Lizano Salsa, made in Belen, Costa Rica!

We here at Possumblog are grateful for this opportunity to assist one in need.

posted by Terry at 10:59:00 AM