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Friday, August 02, 2002

HEATHER MILLS DISCOVERS CURE FOR HOMELESSNESS! Poor Heather describes life on the mean streets and decides to cure herself after a bum drains the snake on her head. Her cure? Get a shower, get a job. (One wonders what sort of hue and cry would have risen from the rest of the slacker community had this been suggested by someone who already knew about showering and getting a job.) In other news from the same story, we find out that Heather is jockeying to be as insufferable as Yoko:

[...] "Men fall in love with who I am, but they end up resenting my charity work because I can't help giving myself totally to anything or anyone who's in need. One of them said that when I go off to a war zone, they feel inadequate staying home." [...]

Yeah, me too, Heather. I used to get that from all my boyfriends, too. And then there's this:

[...] Mills also describes her relationship with McCartney, whom she married in a lavish ceremony in Ireland in June.

"Paul has taught me to slow down, he won't allow me to tear out of the house at 7 a.m. as I used to, as he says it is our time when we should enjoy the moment together."

Despite an age difference of 26 years -- Mills is 34, McCartney 60 -- she describes him as: "Definitely the youngest guy I have ever been out with."

"He's so sweet, energizing -- a kind of Peter Pan character. When you see him walking down the street, he literally skips, just like a little boy," she says. [...]

But will you still need him when he's 64?

posted by Terry at 10:00:00 AM

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