Fun with Referrer Logs!

First up: possum of evil spud. Hmm. I wonder if they mean "the possum belonging to evil spud," or "possum of evil" combined with nice lil' taters? And I wonder why Possumblog is only FOURTH on the return list. For what it's worth, here's the recipe for Baked Possum and Sweet Potatoes.

Next up: fake stories of supermodel kidnapping. At least this time, Possumblog is the number two result, right behind a link to Pravda. Anyway, right now I'm fresh out of fake stories about supermodel kidnapping--I've got one fake story about a group of six supermodels deciding to paint my house for me, but they quit halfway through and I have to go to the courthouse and file a lien on their business; then there are two fake stories about superuglymodels being detained for about fifteen minutes at the video store, then are released with no charges being filed; then there is the real story I have about the supermodel who thought she had Stockholm Syndrome, but never could find anybody to kidnap her; then there are four shaggy dog stories (veracity undetermined); and then there is Possumblog, which is entirely fake.

AND NOW, THIS EXCITING UPDATE: This just in: free little girly boy panties stories Sorry, dude, no freebies. And I wear size 42 Fruit of the Loom whitey-tighties.
posted by Terry at 11:19:00 AM