The Birth of the Rocky Top Brigade!

My, what interesting and exciting times we live in! We stand witness to yet another grandiose birth of an ally in the fight for all that is good and right in the world, The Union of Tennessee Volunteer Bloggers and Big Orange Expeditionary Forces. Headquartered in the rolling hills and hollows of the state which rests directly north of Alabama, the Rocky Top Brigade has thrown down the gauntlet to the world of pinheads, idiots, tyrants, moneygrubbers, people with papier mache puppets, and those dimwits who drive small "sporty" secretary's cars with the foglights on all the time because they think it makes them look like sophisticated European drivers; said Volunteers having vowed to stand shoulder to shoulder with their brethren and sistren of the Axis of Weevil and the Delta Entente to make the world better through superior reason, logic, and barbecue.

The Cotton State Quilting and Blogging Society wishes to salute you all and set forth our hopes for a long and prosperous association in our fight against just about nearly everything that small, nervous, squirrely people think is good.

Now, as a word of caution to those who may witness some rather loud family fights regarding religion (i.e. SEC football) please know that gloating over the kicking of Tennessee's lardy Big Orange bee-hinds by the glorious Auburn Tigers does not signal a break in our loyalty to each other or our cause--it is merely a manifestation of our culture of good-spirited competition. Any who would doubt this (such as any of your Big 10 or Ivy League types of schools) will quickly learn that our friendly neighborhood scuffles are nothing compared to the fury we will unleash upon any who would pick a fight agin family. Don't make us take out our Instapundit on you.
posted by Terry at 8:24:00 AM