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Friday, May 24, 2002

I laughed, I cried, I Fisked my pants! Quite frankly one of the finest Scourgings of Richard Cohen ever produced. There is dancing, drama, flaming straw men, and a wonderful new song that is sure to be a hit:

But, how about a I-Feel-Like-I’m-Fixin’-To-Sigh-Rag?

Come on all of you big strong men
Richard Cohen’s getting’ Scourged again.
Yeah, he’s slanderin’ Bush on Afghanistan
This week it’s gonna be Vietnam.
So get a browser, I’m almost done
Gonna have a whole lotta fun.

And its 1, 2, 3, what is he writin’ for?
Don’t ask me, I don’t give a damn.
This week it’s Vietnam.
And its 5, 6, 7, Dickie and his squirrelly hates
Well, ain’t got time to wonder why
Whoopee, we’re all gonna sigh.

Yeah, S U Vs, don't be slow,
Enron, ANWR, war au-go-go
There's plenty good money to be made
In the oil business for Cheney’s mates
Just hope and pray that all the evidence
Don’t lead us to Billy Jeff.

And its 1, 2, 3, what is he writin’ for?
Don’t ask me, I don’t give a damn.
This week it’s Vietnam.
And its 5, 6, 7, Dickie and his squirrelly hates
Well, ain’t got time to wonder why
Whoopee, we’re all gonna sigh.

Well, come on Democrats, let's move fast;
Your big chance has come at last.
Regain the house and the presidency
Keepin’ those Republicans in the minority
And our final sign of victory’s
When we elect President Hillary!

And its 1, 2, 3, what is he writin’ for?
Don’t ask me, I don’t give a damn.
This week it’s Vietnam.
And its 5, 6, 7, Dickie and his squirrelly hates
Well, ain’t got time to wonder why
Whoopee, we’re all gonna sigh.

posted by Terry at 9:09:00 AM

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