Capital Influx is a Tool of the Illuminati
No, really. Elizabeth Spiers desperately tries to debunk Georgia Representative Cynthia McKinney's prescient vision of George Bush's known involvement in so-called "attack" on the World Trade Center. Elizabeth starts grasping at straws, insisting that such things as "evidence" be produced, and that only "sane" people should be elected, and that people should use this strange thing called "common sense." Listen to her:

Good god. How did this woman ever get elected? It's enough to make you lose your faith in the democratic process. Or at least advocate mandating IQ tests for people that want to run for office. ("I'm sorry Mrs. McKinney, but we compared your scores to our minimum benchmark - the test scores of a drunk spider monkey - and well, it doesn't look too good....")

Why it just boggles the mind! Of course, the government has long had mind-boggling ray guns that do this, too. I am able to keep them from accessing the 5th Level of my Consciousness by the warp-wave transponder I carry with me. I also have an RF sensitive cloth cranial covering that I wear when outside--the satellites, you know...

(Good job, Elizabeth!)
posted by Terry at 2:03:00 PM