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Tuesday, April 16, 2002

Axis of Weevil Welcomes Invasion of Europe by Insect Brethren
Axis of Weevil Minister of Giant Nucular Bugs and Greeting Cards Craig Biggerstaff with his take on the discovery of aints in Fraince:

I WOULD LIKE TO BE THE FIRST TO WELCOME OUR NEW INSECT OVERLORDS: Giant invasion of Argentine ants conquers Europe. A press release issued by the Ant Queen's minions indicated that their plans are to "avenge the humiliations visited on their holy sites", and called for a restoration of the supercolony driven out of southern Europe years ago in what the press release termed "the tragedy of Monsanto". France promptly surrendered. In a related incident along the Mediterranean coast, vacationing international correspondent Robert Fsck was ambushed and bitten repeatedly by thousands of ants who died in the attack; he nonetheless claimed "I would have bitten me too" and praised their "depth of feeling" before he drifted into unconsciousness from the ant venom.


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