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Friday, January 28, 2005

Kenny Smith is a VERY BAD MAN!

Mr. Smith just sent me this little jewel:

From: Kenny Smith
Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2005 12:34:23 -0600
Subject: Real men of genius ...

You gotta sing the tune in your head while reading....

Budweiser Salutes Real Men of Genius

Today, Auburn salutes YOU, Mr. Fake Championship Ring Maker. Number two in the polls, Western division SEC Champions, whatever the year's distinguished honor... it doesn't stop you from your craft.

Your fake championship rings could fill an Auburn coach's fanny pack.

(background singer) Rings on every finger!

You don't care about truth or the national polls, you just keep producing the excellence found in most gumball machines.

Just putting the ring on a finger makes people shake more than Cadillac on a seven yard carry.

(background singer) Go into convulsions!

Every year you answer Tubberville's call to produce something better than the year before, and somehow you come through.

Yes, we salute YOU, Mr. fake championship ring maker, for helping Auburn University in a time of need.

(background singer) What happened to all the toilet paper?

Please drink responsibly.

That's just not funny at ALL!

posted by Terry at 1:43:00 PM

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