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REDIRECT ALERT! (Scroll down past this mess if you're trying to read an archived post. Thanks. No, really, thanks.) Due to my inability to control my temper and complacently accept continued silliness with not-quite-as-reliable-as-it-ought-to-be Blogger/Blogspot, your beloved Possumblog will now waddle across the Information Dirt Road and park its prehensile tail at http://possumblog.mu.nu. This site will remain in place as a backup in case Munuvia gets hit by a bus or something, but I don't think they have as much trouble with this as some places do. ::cough::blogspot::cough:: So click here and adjust your links. I apologize for the inconvenience, but it's one of those things. Monday, February 16, 2004
The Tender Story of a Man and his Marsupial
Speaking of Aardvarks, the one spoken of in the post below sent me this article from the Clark County, Washington Columbian: Opossum passion - Man and his beloved pet set out to change misconceptions This starts out good just reading the headline! Here's the story-- Friday, February 13, 2004
Cue the violins... Delivered by neighbors in a dish towel, the sable runt at first growled at Balzer as ferociously as she could displaying her small, pointy teeth. The Orchards resident soothed this frightened baby by slipping her into his shirt pocket, where she could feel his body warmth, like being in her mother's pouch. For days, weeks, months, Balzer coddled the infant he dubbed Dartyan (pronounced dar-tan-yan), That's because D'Artagnan is pronounced "LARCH."pre-chewing food for her before slipping it into her mouth, letting her nuzzle around his neck, sleep in his bed. I forgot to mention that if you are eating you should stop before you read this paragraph.Bonded by unconditional love, Balzer felt increasingly emboldened about their special man-marsupial relationship. The 35-year-old wanted to share those experiences. So he started taking his pet with him on errands, through Clark County shopping centers and parks and along busy streets. People he encountered haven't always been pleased. He's been called a freak and a fool. He's suffered through several shouting spurts of obscenities and disapproval, but he's also found a few who were curious, a few who were willing to question their perceptions. You know, I see a sit-com in this, sort of a cross between Will and Grace and Queer Eye for the Straight Guy and Animal Planet. Oh, and Friends.In turn, Balzer has become a possum preacher of sorts, telling and showing that the wild animal might not be the dirty, contagion-carrying aggressor of reputation. 'Might not be...' Ringing sort of endorsement, there. Dartyan, meanwhile, has grown to the size of a household cat. On a recent morning, she still was asleep inside a kidney-shaped denim purse when Balzer grabbed the bag from the back of his living room couch and began his day.
drove to a nearby convenience store. Once awakened, Dartyan slowly crept up Balzer's left arm, until she found a comfortable resting place on his shoulder, against his neck, with her pink nose continually sniff-sniffing. She can see only one inch in front of her during the day, two at night, Balzer remarked, so her senses of scent and touch are the best way to know that she's secure. You know, I've used that excuse, too, but all it gets me is a slap in the face. Causing a scene every time
As the customers gradually gather around to gape, a woman asks, "What's her name?"
Balzer responds, "People think they are disease-ridden. But they are not. They are not diseased at all. They actually are very clean and loving animals. ... They are a very harmless animal, if you don't do something to harm them." Much like alligators, great white sharks, and Komodo dragons.After getting his morning drink, Balzer wants to buy Dartyan a squirrel plush toy. Because, you know, any animal that cannot see more than one inch in front of its face really appreciates the subtle differences between a squirrel plush toy and a sock. Next stop: PetSmart, a big-box retailer where customers routinely bring along dogs and cats.
Shopper Elizabeth Muthandi, who suddenly looks up and discovers herself directly behind Balzer and Dartyan, starts wriggling in disbelief "Wriggling in disbelief"? Every time she doesn't believe something, she wriggles!? Lady, have I got an ex-president who wants to meet YOU! and stays back 10 feet or so, even as Balzer moves forward through the line.
Her 5-year-old son, Muthandi Murururi, responds, "Is that a mouse?"
Unassured, Muthandi waits until Balzer has moved a few feet past the register until she feels comfortable slipping past.
A family's bond to animals
As Balzer feeds Dartyan a hot dog and talks about her other favorite foods, including bananas, Doritos and McDonald's chicken nuggets, a pellet stove maintains the room at 80 degrees to help with his mother's arthritis. Everyone talks above the television noise.
Balzer is highly allergic to anything alcohol-based, including perfumes, he says, a disability that keeps him from holding a job for long. So he considers educating the public about opossums one of his prime purposes in life. I'm highly allergic to work--I wonder if that's the same thing?Hour upon hour daily he spends in his nearby bedroom, looking at information about animals, particularly opossums, on the Internet. If there's a fact, or even general observation, about opossums or their behavior, Balzer probably has read it and worked it into his spiel, which covers legal restrictions, their opposable thumbs, training potential, physiology and purpose in the grand cycle of life, earning the animal the nickname of "nature's little sanitation engineer." They also have more teeth than any other land animal, and they love cars.A recent Northwest arrival
Like any other domesticated animal might, Dartyan is expected to sleep on a pile of blankets at the foot of Balzer's single bed. She has a small, stuffed skunk to keep her company, but Balzer acknowledges that his pet often finds her way under his covers.
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