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Not in the clamor of the crowded street, not in the shouts and plaudits of the throng, but in ourselves, are triumph and defeat.--Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

REDIRECT ALERT! (Scroll down past this mess if you're trying to read an archived post. Thanks. No, really, thanks.)

Due to my inability to control my temper and complacently accept continued silliness with not-quite-as-reliable-as-it-ought-to-be Blogger/Blogspot, your beloved Possumblog will now waddle across the Information Dirt Road and park its prehensile tail at http://possumblog.mu.nu.

This site will remain in place as a backup in case Munuvia gets hit by a bus or something, but I don't think they have as much trouble with this as some places do. ::cough::blogspot::cough:: So click here and adjust your links. I apologize for the inconvenience, but it's one of those things.


Thursday, October 02, 2003

As Promised

Well, this is going to be sort of strange, and I know visitors to Possumblog will be startled by seeing something strange here, but here goes.

In the spirit of mass Moonian weddings, we are going to perform a never-before-performed Mass Induction into the Alabama Society of Time Wasting (aka The Axis of Weevil)!

Gather the children and Granny and get the camcorder, because this may never be done ever again...

Ready?

Now?

::sigh::

::looks at watch::

Okay?

Okay now? Good (sheesh)--BY THE POWER GRANTED ME by Arnold Schwarzenegger when he came to Birmingham to film Stay Hungry, it is with great pleasure that we herewith induct, shanghai, detain, and otherwise encumber the following renowned personages into the Cotton State Finger Pointing Club:

John & Suzanne Farmer
Kerry
David
Cujo
Sea Doc
Matt Cuthbert

NOW and forever, or until such time as they are cured, with all of the rights and privileges which should fall unto them, being that they have more or less fulfilled at least some of the Official Membership Rules.

Welcome, new persons!! Now, as you know, space is limited here at the Axis of Weevil World Headquarters, and until we expand, you will all be required to share a trailer. You will be filmed and your exploits broadcast to a national television audience in the vein of the now-popular "reality TV" genre of programming. Remember, the cameras are always on, so it's best not to say anything about benevolent despots.

As with all new members of the Axis of Weevil, you will each be receiving your very own World Famous Axis of Weevil Gift Pack, containing a treasure trove of items as listed in the post posted two posts ago. However, seeing as how Chet the E-Mail Boy has damaged his bunion, and since Rhonda lost the car keys to the Pinto, we will not be able to deliver these.

On the bright side, Jimmy from next door says his condition has moderated a great deal in the past two days, and he has consented to make for each one of you a lampshade with your initials beautifully composed in elbow macaroni.

So, there.


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