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Not in the clamor of the crowded street, not in the shouts and plaudits of the throng, but in ourselves, are triumph and defeat.--Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

REDIRECT ALERT! (Scroll down past this mess if you're trying to read an archived post. Thanks. No, really, thanks.)

Due to my inability to control my temper and complacently accept continued silliness with not-quite-as-reliable-as-it-ought-to-be Blogger/Blogspot, your beloved Possumblog will now waddle across the Information Dirt Road and park its prehensile tail at http://possumblog.mu.nu.

This site will remain in place as a backup in case Munuvia gets hit by a bus or something, but I don't think they have as much trouble with this as some places do. ::cough::blogspot::cough:: So click here and adjust your links. I apologize for the inconvenience, but it's one of those things.


Tuesday, July 15, 2003

SHOWER UPDATE!

A reader who wishes only to be known as "Mr. Anon-a-Mouse" just sent in the following contenders for inclusion in the slowly building Top Ten List of Things To Think About to Squelch Your Desire Should the Need Arise at an Inopportune Moment, Such as When You Are Supposed to be Mowing the Yard:
- Miss Piggy (from the Muppets) singing
- The Hulk turning back to Bruce Banner
- Kim Jong Il teasing up his hair in the morning (singing a Slim Whitman hit - una paroma branca aaaa aaa)
- Hugh Hefner penniless (Playboy is 50 years old?!?)
- Phyllis Diller without her plastic surgery
- Tammy Fae Baker without her makeup
- Hillary Clinton for President pin

That last one should be used with "extreme prejudice", as it could result in hives or some other skin disorder.
Remember, that's Kim Jong Il singing, not Lil' Kim. And Slim Whitman alone should be enough to kill anything.


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