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REDIRECT ALERT! (Scroll down past this mess if you're trying to read an archived post. Thanks. No, really, thanks.)

Due to my inability to control my temper and complacently accept continued silliness with not-quite-as-reliable-as-it-ought-to-be Blogger/Blogspot, your beloved Possumblog will now waddle across the Information Dirt Road and park its prehensile tail at http://possumblog.mu.nu.

This site will remain in place as a backup in case Munuvia gets hit by a bus or something, but I don't think they have as much trouble with this as some places do. ::cough::blogspot::cough:: So click here and adjust your links. I apologize for the inconvenience, but it's one of those things.

Monday, July 14, 2003

A Contest!! (of sorts)

Spuddy Buddy Marc Velazquez left a comment below regarding my use of the ol' "mental cold shower" when I was rebuffed by Miss Reba for my lusty carnal advances towards her this weekend as she sat pulling up tiny little mimosa babies out of the flower bed. As I mentioned, one quick thought of Janet Reno in a Speedo tends to damp down any sort of physical yearnings for nigh upon several minutes. Marc suggested

If you can gather enough interest and votes, maybe you can put together a Top Ten "Mental Cold Showers". My vote would be Dom Deluise in a tutu.

Interesting...and probably more effective than even Janet Reno, seeing as how even Janet might start to look pretty good in the right light. Thinking of Dom, on the other hand, would be much like falling on your bicycle crossbar, no matter what the circumstance.

In any event, in the spirit of Marc's request, leave your own suggestions in the comments. (Obviously, nothing too raunchy, please. Not that anyone would dare think of anything worse than Dom and Jan locked into a nekkid mad embrace.)

posted by Terry at 9:43:00 AM

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