Plundering the Referrer Logs

Don't look at me like that--everyone does it.

Anyway, first from the ever formal Jeeves, a querist wishes to know what qualities do people look for in their majority leader? I always look inside and make sure they have all their internal organs. But that's just me.

Next, one youngster wants to know how can i learn to build a bong off of the internet? WHY, these kids today! Back in my day, we didn't need no fancy computerized thingamajig to learn how to build a bong. That was just all part of growing up--mothers would teach their daughters, and daddies would teach their sons, just like they taught them milking and sewing and slopping the hogs. OH, but now parents are too consarned BUSY to teach their kids how to build a bong, and kids ain't got no sense of inventiveness since the television done sucked all their creativity out of them. Humph!

Third up to the plate, "James Watson" concept soul crap. Don't quite know what to say about that. Other than I am very proud that somehow Possumblog was a search result.

Next up in our cavalcade of mystery, we have this one: Love Quote For A Guy. Simple is better--go with something like "Hey, you're okay, guy."

Then, we have a visitor with a chilling and frightening bit of stuff: "mr. mcfeeley" and "hose".

(A darkened room in KING FRIDAY'S castle. A small Domestic Shorthair puppet sits strapped into a chair with a blinding light shining in her eyes. A bespectacled man in uniform quickly approaches, nervously slapping a short length of rubber hose in his hand...)

McFEELEY: Time to talk! Time to talk! Must be hurrying along, now!!
HENRIETTA PUSSYCAT: But meow don't know anything! Meow, please, meow!
McFEELEY: ENOUGH LIES, PUSSYCAT! We can play this hard, or we can play this easy--NOW TELL US WHAT LADY ELAINE SAID TO X THE OWL!! (Strikes HENRIETTA severely about head and neck with hose)
HENRIETTA PUSSYCAT: MEOW meow will meow talk, meow!

(Iris Close to black--Iris Open to very shocked MR. ROGERS.)

Next, an interested person who climbed up the persimmon tree to find a "Soccer poem"

Here's one for you--

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
When Mia Hamm yanked off her shirt,
That was, like, really cool.

As most of you know, the Possumblog Internet Ambulatory Care Center is one of the finest places to go for information of a medical nature. That's probably why we had a recent visitor searching for information on breastfeeding carpal tunnel loose joints. Let me just say that if any of these things are connected, somebody's doing SOMETHING completely wrong.

And finally, something that the editorial staff here at Possumblog has a great deal of experience in--get paid for typing and sending by e-mail no monye to start. In over a year of work, we have amassed a small fortune by typing and sending by e-mail--at this very moment, I have a quarter I found in the Coke machine downstairs, and a button, and a free pen from Amoco! Riches such as this can be yours too!! And it require no monye to start!!

Thank you, and that's all for now.
posted by Terry at 8:15:00 AM