Now, you know I don't usually post on the weekends, BUT...

...when the subject is so important as a message from MRS HANJI MARIEY SAL of the AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING UNIT. FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPT. ONE OF THE INTERNATIONAL BANK IN COTE D IVOIRE, I must let you all know!

I checked my e-mail this morning, and found that either my last response to Dear Mrs. Hanji Sal did not go through or I just forgot to send it. In any event, she (or he) sent the exact same message again, and I sent back the same response. Not expecting anything for the remainder of the weekend, I almost decided not to check my mail tonight.

Oh, I am so happy I did! Because there, in my box, was a hot, fresh, toasty warn NEW MESSAGE! Hooray!

My dear,
I have read your message,I did not mean to insult you by saying that your message sounds funny,but just to let you know how serious i am.

However,I propose to you that you should open a non residence account in our bank where the money will be transfer first as your account cannot contain the money,then from there you can withdraw some money to open more account where the lest money will be transfered immediately and you will send me some money from it for my traveling preperation.

I want get positve answer to this message by monday.My name is Mrs Hanji Mariey Sal so i can write Mrs hanji or Mrs sal
there all the same thing.
Thanks
Mrs Hanji

Un-friggin-believable! In case you haven't been following along, scroll back down to Monday and read forward--this is a REALLY desperate African e-mail scammer! But, never being one to disappoint, I once more send her correspondent into the breach and see how much more she is willing to take before she gives up. Here we go...

HELLOW MY GOOD FREIND MR.S HANJI SAL.,

IT LOOKKS LIKE MY MONNEY IS JUS AROUND THECORNER!! COMEON BIG MOENY---JUST LIEK THEY SAY ON WHEALL OF FOURTUNE!! I HAVE ALLWAS WANTED TO MEAT VANNA WHITE AND NOWIT LOOKS LIEIK I WILL!

THE RAMP MAN HAS DONE FINISHDE OUR RAMP AND EVEN PUTTED THE PAINT ONIT AND IT LOOKS FERY NIEC, BUT HE IS NOW W ANTING TO BE PAYED, SO I WILLBE GLAD TO SEE THAT BIG BOX IN OUUR UTITLLIEY ROOM. I NKNOW THA T ITS IS SO BAD THAT THE PORE MAN HAD TO DIE IN THE WQORLD TRADE CENTER, BUT AT LEAS HE CANN HELP US OUT WITH AL OF HIS MOEYNY. MY MOTHRE IS STILL THINKING THAT WE WLIL NOT BE GITTING OUR MONY, BUTT I TOLED HER THAT MRS. SAL WILL BE HERE SOON WITH THE BOX AND WE WIL BE SO WELTHEY THAT WE WILL EVEN BE ABEL TO BUYE HER THE BRNDA NEW HONDA CIVIC SHE HAS BIN LOOKIN AT-----MR>BOB AT THE CAR LOT HAS A BRAND NEW ONE THAT IS ONLY FIVE YEERS OLD AND IT WIL BE AS GOOD AS KNEW WONCE THE ARE CONDITIOJNNING IS FICKED. HE SURE IS A NIEC MAN, BUT HE WANST HIS MONEY TWO! SOME PEOPEL AR FERY IMPAASHINT, ARN'TE THEY??????

I TOLD mr. BOB THAT MR.S. SAL WAS GOINGN TO SND ME A HUGE BOX OF MONEY TO PAYE FOR HTE CAR AND HE LAGUGHED INTO MY FAEC. SOM PEOLLPLE ARF SO MEAN--YOU KNOWE, IT IS NO SECET THAT MR.BOB AND MY MENE NEIGHBR TAEK GRETE PLESURE IN MAKING FUN OF THE DISABTLED. WON DAY I WILL SHOW THIM WHAT A MISSTEAK THAY HAVE MADE WITH THERE CRULETY--WITH YO'UR HELPTHAT IS!!!!!!!!!!

MI ANUT HAS DONE GON TO THELIPOSECTUN DOCTRE TO GET A ESTIMUTE ON HER THIEGHS. HESIDE THAT HE THINKS SHE IS VERRRY PRFTTY FOR A BIG WOHMAN AND THAT TAKIN OFF SOME OFF HE EXXESSSEVE LIPID TISSIEU WILL MAKE HE R EVNE MORE ATTRACIVE TO TEH OPPISITIE SECTS. i THINNK SHE LOOKSS FINE.

i TREID TO GOTO THE BANK TODAYB,UT TODAY IS SATIRUDAY. MISTER HARRIS AT THE BANK IS STILL TELING ME THET MRS. SAL IS NOTE GOING TO SENDE ME MY BOXS OF MEONEY, BUT I TOLED HIM THAT YOU PROMIISED TO PUT IT IN OUR UTTILITTEY ROEM. ALTHOUHG MY LIEF IF FUL OF MISFORTOONE,,,I KNOW IT WILL BE BETTRE SOOON!! I HAVE ALWAS HADD TO REALY UPON THE KIDNESS OF STRANGLERS LIKE YOU, SO ALL I CAN SAY IS

**COIM ON MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!****

MY OTHER NEIHGBOR TOLS ME SHE WASS LOOKENING FORWERD TO MY BIG MONEY.., SHE SAIS I CAN COME OVER AND SHOW HER WHAT IV'E GOT. WHAT EVERE THAT MEANS-- SSHE IS SO NIEC!

ANY WAY PLEAS GO AHEDE ADN BRINGE ME MY MEONEY. LIKE I SAID BEFOOR, DO **NOT*** PUT IT ON THE FROTN POARCH. MY AUNUT HAS LEFT OUT A BIG BOOL OF ANTIFREESE FOR THJE BAD DOGS, BUTT THYE COUD STEEL GET INTO MY BOX IF YOU LEAF IT ANYWERE OUT SIDE THE FINCE. wILL YOU COME TOOMORROW? WE CAN MAKE LUNHC FOR YOU---PIGGELY WIGELY HAD A SALLE ON CHIKEN BACKS WICH DO NOT HAFE MUCH MEET,BUT ARE QUIET RESONABLE PRICEWISE. THE CHASHIRRE IS MONICA ((BUT NOT THE SAEM MONICA AS IN WAHSINGTON, dDC. SHE WAS NOT NICE TO MR. CLINTON AT ALL)) BUT THE CHASHIERR MONICA LET ME USE A OLD CUPON BECUASE WHEN I TOLD HER MRS.. HANGI IS GOING TO BRENG ME SOME LARGE BOXS OF MONEY, SHE THOGHT I WAS JOIKING WIHT HER.

I AM NOT--I TOELD HER!!

SO I AM SO HAPPEY THAT YOU WILL BE HEER SOON,,,MRSS. SAL HANJI. DID I MENCHON THAT THERAMP MAN IS NOW WANTIGN TO CHARGE MY ANUT BECAUCE SHE BORK HIS MITER BOX SAW? HE SAID IT WAS A MAKEETA ADN IT WAS ESPENCIVE, SO MAYEB WHEN YOU BRING MY BOX I WILL NOT ONLEY NBY HER SOME LIEPOSUCION, BUT BUY A NICE CUTOFF SAW TO.

AS AWAYS, <!!!!!!

YUOR BEST FREIND

Let's see if that keeps her interested. Remember, Possumblog readers, ((COEM ON BIG MOENYE!!!))
posted by Terry at 11:12:00 PM