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REDIRECT ALERT! (Scroll down past this mess if you're trying to read an archived post. Thanks. No, really, thanks.)

Due to my inability to control my temper and complacently accept continued silliness with not-quite-as-reliable-as-it-ought-to-be Blogger/Blogspot, your beloved Possumblog will now waddle across the Information Dirt Road and park its prehensile tail at http://possumblog.mu.nu.

This site will remain in place as a backup in case Munuvia gets hit by a bus or something, but I don't think they have as much trouble with this as some places do. ::cough::blogspot::cough:: So click here and adjust your links. I apologize for the inconvenience, but it's one of those things.


Tuesday, November 05, 2002

HOORAY! Mrs. Sal Writes Back!

You will recall from yesterday's episode that I received a nice e-mail from MRS HANJI MARIEY SAL of the AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING UNIT. FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPT. ONE OF THE INTERNATIONAL BANK IN COTE D IVOIRE, and send her an engaging and heartfelt reply. I just now have received ANOTHER e-mail from her--
My dear,
I have read your message and it look like you are not interested.I want you indicate your interest on this deal.
Oh, please, Mrs. Sal, read this and know how interested I am:
DEAR MRS SAL;;

I WROT YOU YESTEDAY BECAUES I AM VERY INTERESTING IN RECIEVING ALL OF MY MONEY--I CAN HARDLEY WAIT FOR YOU TO SEND IT. I AM SO INTERSTED BECUASE I ALREADY CALLED THE MAN ABOUT BUILDING OUR RAMP FOR MY MOTHER TO GET IN THE DOOR. HE SAID IT WOULD COST $519.43 BUT THAT PAINT WOULD BE EXTRA BUT SINCE YOU ARE SINDING ME ALL OF THAT MONEY I SAID WHAT THE HEY AND PUT PAINT ON IT. MY MEAN NEGHBOR WAS LOOKING OUT TH EWINDOW WHILE THE RAMP MAN STOOD THERE AND I SAID REALLY LOUD THAT A NICE LADEY WAS SENDING ME A BUNCH OF MONEY FROM A DEAD MAN WHO DEID IN IN THE WORL TRADE CENTER AND THEN I SHOWED HIM YOUR EM AIL. I KNOW YOU SAID YOU WANT TO KEEP THIS A SERET, BUT MY MEAN NEIGBOR NEEDED TO HAVE HIMSELF PUT INTO HIS PLACE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN????

SO YES, I AM VERY INTERSTED IN GETTING ALL OF MY MONEY YOU WILL SEND TO ME. I FIGURED OUT THAT YOU SHOULD JUST GO AHHEAD AND SEND ALL OF IT AT ONCE, AND IT WILL PUT WHATEVER DOS NOT FIT INTO MY BANK ACCOUNT INTO THE BOX I KEEP UNDER THE COUCH. I CAN HARLDY WAIT TO HAVE SO MUCH MONEY AS THAT POOR MAN HAD WHO DIED. DO YOU THINK I WILL HAVE TO PAY MUCH TAXES!?!? I USULLY LET MY OTHER NEIGHBR DO OUT TAXES BECUSE SHE IS VERY NICE TO US AND SOMETHIMES GIVES ME THINGS. I THOUGT LONG ADN HARD ABOUT HER, AND THINK THAT I WILL USE PART OF THE MONEY TO BY HER SOME CURTAINS FOR HER WINDOSW. SHE SOMETIMES HAS TO CHANGE CLOHES AND SINCE HER CURTINS DON'T WORK, SHE HAS TO STAND IN HER WINDOW AND CHANGE. THAT IS NOT ANYTHING THAT SHOULD HAPPEN TO SOME ONE WHO IS NICE, NOW IS IT???

MRS. SAL,;HOW LONG WILL IT BE BEFORE YOU SENT THE MONEY. I COULD USE IT NOW, PLEASE, ALL THOU I AM NOT TRYING TO BE RUDE OR PUSHY. I AM VERY INTERESTED IN GETTING IT SOON. I HOPE I AM ABLE TO HEPL YOU VERY MUCH.

THANK YOU VERY
MUCH



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