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Due to my inability to control my temper and complacently accept continued silliness with not-quite-as-reliable-as-it-ought-to-be Blogger/Blogspot, your beloved Possumblog will now waddle across the Information Dirt Road and park its prehensile tail at http://possumblog.mu.nu.

This site will remain in place as a backup in case Munuvia gets hit by a bus or something, but I don't think they have as much trouble with this as some places do. ::cough::blogspot::cough:: So click here and adjust your links. I apologize for the inconvenience, but it's one of those things.


Wednesday, September 18, 2002

"You know if it says 'Lileks,' it's GOT to be good!"

And such is the latest Newhouse column, Scott Ritter, Restaurant Inspector (a much better title than the insipid "About Face" it was saddled with by the Newhouse ed. staff):
Q: Mr. Ritter, in 1998 you were dismissed as a New York City food safety inspector after complaints from the Taste of Tikrit cafe. In subsequent testimony to the City Sanitation Board, you said the cafe "had mouse droppings in such quantity that they blocked the kitchen exits; the restaurant's refrigeration consisted of one illegal immigrant waving a popsicle over a pile of chicken carcasses, and the owners were forced to play Led Zeppelin records at 120 decibels to drown out the sound of buzzing flies in the back."

You also noted that the management has 5-year-old children operating a rusty meat slicer and uses Mace on tardy employees. In your testimony you insisted -- rather strenuously -- that the city should forcibly inspect the restaurant again, or bulldoze it and jail the owner.

But now you say the restaurant is, and I quote, "one of the bright spots in the city's retinue of quality cafes." This despite the fact that health inspectors have been waved off at gunpoint for nearly half a decade. Could you explain your change in position? [...]
Sure he can...

All I have to say is that I hope his new series on ABC works out well. That one where he played Hooperman really sorta stank, and so did Hearts Afire. He was pretty good in Sling Blade, though.

Hmm? What?

Oh...

Never mind, then.


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