From the Possumblog Visitor's File:

First up, a kind soul apparently concerned about pathological liars in chat rooms. Since Possumblog was 16th on the search return, I know this person must be a bit desperate to find out information. Luckily, there is nothing to worry about. When I invented the original Internet "chat room" software back in 1982, I installed several safety filters to weed out anyone who might be a liar, so rest assured that when someone says she is a beautiful, voluptuous, blonde nymphomaniac who's into playing Doom and likes sweaty 16 year olds with poor complexions and low self-esteem, it is completely true.

Second, a really, really mean, mean person is looking for a Janet Reno Bobblehead Doll. You filthy Republican lackey! She has Parkinson's!

Finally, a soap opera fan wants to know about Pictures of marshall Hilliard on Guiding light. Boy howdy, did you ever come to the right place! Here ya go! Well, hold on...it was right here...ahhh, you know he was the fourth actor to play Hart Jessup? Yeah, you probably already knew that...I wonder if it put it underrrr, nope, that's not it. Umm amamamam...I had a whole stack of them, signed and everything--they were right beside my original copy of the first script from Passions, which was signed by the whole cast and crew...well darn. I don't know where that box got to. Just check back later.
posted by Terry at 10:05:00 AM