[...] Out of 280,000,000+/- people in America the majority are too busy trying to make a living to go beating up on minorities or burning down rain forests while eating meals that they stole from people at the local homeless shelter. (Sure, I can do that, I have plenty of time on my hands what with all the millions of dollars worth of gold bullion stolen from poor nations and stuffed into vaults in my Secret Lair of Evil, but that's just me, I'm atypical of most Americans.) But for an entire year almost I have read whine after whine about America the Awful, the country you wouldn't want your dog to die in. We're the most racist (never mind how other countries treat their minorities), the most sexist (just ignore that burqa-clad woman behind the door), the most warmongering (all those things involving guns and bombs in other countries are caused by the locals watching dubbed John Wayne movies and trying to imitate them), the most anything bad you can mention. [...]