A sad choice lies before me, but in the interest of upholding the multitude of bureacratic requirements for membership in the Axis of Weevil, we believe it in our interest to prune Will Hester's Little Sanity from the lineup. I have tried to contact Will to no avail, and he is well past his minimum monthly posting quota of one. Will, please contact Willadean at the Front Desk if we can be of assistance in reinstating your restroom key privileges. Also, Elizabeth said you took her pencil (not to mention the time you left the seat up, which she is still talking about) so you probably will have to talk directly to her in order to get back your parking space by the side door and your desk blotter.

But, with pruning comes the chance for future growth, in this case, unusually rapid and pernicious kudzu, as in Larry Anderson's Kudzu Acres! Larry has been having difficulties in configuring his computer to handle Blogspot, but seems to have now figured out the problem (without resorting to high explosives--Larry was in the Ordnance Corps). Larry lives here in Alabama and has a pickup truck with working turn signals.

So, by the power vested in me by The Cotton State Punditry and Candy Making Club and the Alabama Department of Fish and Wildlife, Mr. Larry Anderson is hereby inducted into the mighty and powerful Axis of Weevil, pursuant to Section 512.5.c(1) of the Special Code of Conduct, and we hereby grant Mr. Larry Anderson full and complete power over the Wood Shop (please don't tell Earl--ever since the accident with the nail gun, he thinks he's in charge) and appoint Mr. Larry Anderson as Minister of High Explosives.

As with our earlier inductee of Mr. Reed, Mr. Anderson will be receiving his own internationally-renowned Axis of Weevil Gift Pack. The UPS truck just left, so Jimmy from next door will be dropping it off on his way to the Pokemon convention in Dothan.

Welcome, Larry, and happy kudzuing!
posted by Terry at 3:44:00 PM