Adding yet another Tab A into Slot B of the giant, ill-assembled confederation known as the Axis of Weevil, it is with great pride and no small amount of trepidation that we welcome Mr. Chuck Myguts and Redneckin (sorry about the lack of a link earlier--forgot to put the word in betwixt the pointy brackets) to the family of fine blogs of the Greater Alabama Co-Prosperity Sphere!

We found Redneckin via South Knox Bubba, and sent the Registrar to his house down in Phenix City to ask his favor in joining with us. Although at first wary, and doing no small amount of damage to the Axis' company vehicle by beating the back window out with a baseball bat, we were finally able to convince Mr. Myguts to put aside his fears and fill out the membership form and the form for the parking decal. As you can see from his blog, he more or less fulfills all requirements, although he worries me a bit when he mentions that he went to Auburn AND that he has a picture of Bear Bryant. I guess that's what them Libertarians do.

IN any event, by the powers vested in me by the Heart of Dixie Blogwriter's Colloquium and Mandy who works at the Exxon station down at the foot of the hill, we hereby admit Mr. Chuck Myguts to the Righteous and Mysterious Order of the Deep South, otherwise known as the Axis of Weevil, with all the mighty powers and obligations pertaining thereto, including use of the office fax machine.

As part of our ritualized welcoming ceremony, we will be sending Chuck the highly prized Axis of Weevil Gift Pack, containing Dreamland ribs, a gallon jug of Milo's sweet tea; a G-Lox Wedgee gun rack from Mark's Outdoor Sports for his Jeep (this will only work if you have a hard top on there--we can substitute a roll bar mount if that would work better); a package of Bubba's Beef Jerky (according to Dr. Weevil, this is homemade and is available only at the gas station at the end of Highway 82 in Bibb County); a three piece, 24 ounce box of Priester's Pecan Logs; a box of Jim Dandy grits; a one quart bottle of Pilateri's Steak Sauce; and a coupon for free Kool Seal for the trailer roof. (Jimmy, who lives next door and has a condition, does this for people as a method of expressing his artistic side.)

Please, go now and greet our newest member, who has dedicated himself to never wearing out the spellcheck function.
posted by Terry at 1:04:00 PM