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Tuesday, May 14, 2002

Sunbather Mistaken for Kournikova Due to Nipples
Via Reuters:
[...] Ramaesiri, who is not a professional photographer, testified that he had videotaped some topless sunbathers several years ago. When he was reviewing the tape earlier this year, he saw a woman he thought was Kournikova and contacted Penthouse.

"I couldn't believe it, it was a match," he testified.

Judd Burstein, Soltesz-Benetton's lawyer, asked Ramaesiri what had led him to the conclusion the woman was Kournikova. The salesman replied there were several reasons including that the sunbather looked Russian, appeared to be seeking privacy and because of the size of her nipples.

He said that while he had never seen Kournikova at a tournament, he had seen a photo of her on the Internet in which her tennis dress was soaked with sweat, revealing the shape of her nipples. "They were pretty evident ... the diameter matched what we had on film," he said. [...]


Noting that he had never seen a real woman up close, Ramaesiri was incredulous when pressed on the size issue by the prosecution-"What do you mean they can change size?!"


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